Me.
well john quit the band
but we played on goddammit!
and then grivv quit too.
An original Haiku by...Cap'n C
When is the next time
I will visit the Burns House
Now I'm all thirsty
An original Haiku by... El Douche'
Cinco De Mayo
Dos Equis and Papayo (pah-PIE-o')
oh me oh my-o'
An original Haiku by...E & S
No! Don't touch me there!
Ah, yes! You can touch me there...
No. Don't touch me there.
An original Haiku by...CA
restoration paid
oh yes the passenger seat
unc will drive me now
An original Haiku by...CA
death of a website
i miss the frequent fun here
myspace f'ed it up
An original Haiku by... Cpt. Douche
Whiskey wine and beer
I drank my fill of it here
I'm too drunk to steer
An original Haiku by...
bright water garden
aqua drenched blooms of joy
can I have more drugs?
An original Haiku by...
barless left me jailed
hope he ends up in rahway
with backdoor bubba
An original Haiku by...
Sven, BaM and Grivvy
liposuction gives them gas
inevitable
An original Haiku by...
bam bam bam bam bam
bam bam bammy bam bammy
bammy bammy bam
An original Haiku by...
All work and no play,
stupid frantic dog lady!!!!!!!
makes Sven a dull boy
An original Haiku by...
go away now please
stupid frantic dog lady!!!!!!!
driving me insane!
An original Haiku by...
Credit card don't work
stupid frantic dog lady!!!!
the dog looks thirsty
An original Haiku by...
Can't belive it's six
stupid frantic dog lady!
should be buzzed by now
An original Haiku by...
longing for a beer
stupid frantic dog lady
rent your car and go!
An original Haiku by...Unc'
friday and we're late
stupid frantic dog lady
will we ever leave?
An original Haiku by...Unc'
here at hertz we sit
stupid frantic dog lady
please get your shit straight
An original Haiku by...Unc'
Tribute to Molly
why can't we listen AND play?
Bamm blows a gasket
An original Haiku by...
I love to haiku
why doesn't everyone else?
no one wants to play
An original Haiku by... your typical dyer weed fan
going to the show?
just one hit before we leave
dude, are those cheeze-its?
An original Haiku by...Unc'
my microwaved meal
I eat and chew and swallow
tastes like shoe leather
An original Haiku by...
At Avis I sit
So glad I am not outside
Where is my hammer?
An original Haiku by...
A gal named Girty
got right down and dirty and
and lost her skirty
An original Haiku by...
Ah so said the sage
You seek great rock on the stage
Dyer Weed's all the rage
An original Haiku by...
Thankyou Dyer Weed
You taught me what Haiku is
This will be a blast
An original Haiku by...the Cpt.
will it ever end..
New Jersey is the Devil
with an angel face
An original Haiku by...
COLD BEER IN THE FRIDGE
HOPE THE CUSTOMERS DONT SEE
I HAVE A COOL JOB
An original Haiku by...
Kamikazegrin
AKA STUPID SMART GUY
SCHOOL FOR THE GIFTED
The End of the WORLD
Lame-ass message board
Unfunny caption pictures
Bubs and Grivv back in?
An original Haiku by...
Balls. Big hairy balls.
They're a hit covered in shit.
When bounced of Judd's taint.
An original Haiku by...
Ihate my head
its to big to fit in my bed
so now i need to call mr. smed
An original Haiku by...
la la la la la sry peeeeeple
spleeeeeeeeee opopoopop
ok now i love rice and lovly corn
delilah...
Ihate rice and beans
clowny the clonw ate the rice
ric rice rice rice rice rice
An original Haiku by...
I forgot my name
So I'll just write a poem
and not put my name
An original Haiku by...
Judd D'Annunzio,
Napolean Dynamite:
Both spaz out on stage
An original Haiku by...
Peek! You stupid f**k!!!
No one can carry mountains
Lest you count John's tits...
Doc Froid
The pill's estrogen
Look at John's saggy bitch tits
The Sven takes a peak
concerned about pussycat
sven judd bill bam chill
just give him the round white pill
john has a headache
wrongfellow
to get up early
or to sleep late in your bed
tomorrow you'll choose
R.Frost
just play the dammed song
but don't play the song to long
please pass me the bong
An original Haiku by...
john, runs like fool drunk
stares up in the sky at stars
the beer hurts his head
An original Haiku by... the LEPRECHAUN
Gerald Fitzpatrick
Oh, and Patrick Fitzgerald
Two gay irishmen!!!!
An original Haiku by...
On my knees I dream
Now my eyes are wide open
What is this white stuff??!?
An original Haiku by...
Where is that Moose girl?
Is she toiling on the trail?
Her poor little toes!
An original Haiku by...
Sometimes we wonder:
Who comes up with all this crap?
What about Johnny?
An original Haiku by...Your Mom
Judd makes out with Sven.
While Bam watches with Bubbles.
Grivvy is turned on.
An original Haiku by...
Sleep isn't an option
When you're gigging on weekdays
I need coffee now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An original Haiku by...that guy
Sven is a homo
when do I get the extra
points you promised me
An original Haiku by...Some guy on the Internet
Darkness all around
nothing can be seen by you
pull head out of ass
An original Haiku by...
That's the sound of a
Sven working on a chain gang
Pick up the soap, bitch!
An original Haiku by Bub Ulz
Is it stomach flu
Or food poisoning? Oh well...
Up comes the roast beef.
An original Haiku by...Ukranians
Viktor Yushchenko
Or Viktor Yanuovych
I can't remember
Sam Melisi, Madeleine, and Delilah Burd
catapillarly
jackasslikepersonforyou
parrotloverlikeyouareokjukeboxsamwasherekittens
An original ball slapin' funny-ass Haiku
Geez tap dancin' Christ
Does anyone else Haiku
Or is it just me?
An original Haiku by...Bush Ulz
Laying in the leaves
Pupils full-blown from mushrooms
The sky melts on me
An original Haiku by...Dave Chap-Ulz
Y'all write this one down...
M-A-R-S Mars bitches
The U-S-of-MARS
An original Haiku by...Anna Nicloe
Big Fat Titty Bitch
And the Geezer died happy.
Gimme the money!
An original Haiku by...Redb Ulz
The LIES have been told
The TRUTH has been uncovered
Anyone but Bush
An original Haikoo koo ka joob...
I am the Eggman
They are the Friggin' Eggmen
I am the Walrus!
An original Haiku by...FoxFringe
Ah...the summertime
Another Dyer Weed show
When will I grow up?
An original Haiku by...nedley nugroove
Nine friggin thirty!
We'll still be drunk from Friday
Wake up sleepyheads!
A rip-off Haiku by...CA
post the stupid thing
erase my crappy entry
make me a sandwich
An original Haiku by...
Way to go gov'ner
Resigning for sucking cock
Now lower cig tax!!!
An original Haiku by...
evening in san fran
photo sharing with Jeanne
the stoies girls tell
An original Haiku by...Unc'
staying overseas
wind, weather, women abound
I may not return
An original Haiku by...
pics are comming soon
a weekend in haverstraw
captions a la mode
An original Haiku by...
Overdubs? Never!
Bam's frustration lies in this:
Slack-ass drunk fuck-ups...
An original Haiku by...
Playing whiffleball
Is not recommended for
Old men like Grivvy
An original Haiku by...
Haverstraw, by God
Black panthers and hippies dance
Together, all night
An original Haiku by... Coup Ulz
NO NO NO NO NO
no way uh uh Ain't no way
Joe know a Ho Jo
An original Haiku by... Jig Ulz and Wig Ulz
Where the FUCK are we
going ...Stony Point is dead
NO hotels are there
An original Haiku by...
Know? You say you know?
Judd you know nothing, you know
Not that we all knew...
An original Haiku by... Stub Ulz
After all who knows?
Knowing that we know nothing
Is what we all know
An original Haiku by... Rip-ulz
At least we all know
That we really don't know
Now, we know NOTHING!!
An original Haiku by...ruf-ulz
Playing in New York?
We really would like to know
but we ALL don't know
An original Haiku by...
Bonnaroo faded
Into the dirt and dust of
my tired flip flops
An original Haiku by...
What is the reason
For a website's long slow death?
Man boobs?! Show me tits!!!
An original Haiku by...
y
y
y
An original Haiku by...
Why if this Haiku were a poem
It would be a thousand syllables long!
Unicorns...EVERYWHERE!!
An original Haiku by... Bub Ulz
Pneumonia sucks ass
Sweat through my clothes in a hour
Want death to come soon
An original Haiku by...
monday in the sun
a very nice afternoon
now its time for bed
An original Haiku by...
monday in the sun
a very nice afternoon
now its time for bed
An original Haiku by...
Easy time today
Only one day to rest here
Fcuk Connect I cut!
An original Haiku by...
"Much too small for me"
Quoth the mouse... Truly Sven is
Hung like a baby!
An original Haiku by...
mice and his privates
evoking jealousy
oh the irony
....from hellZen
Pink poofie playtoy
Stroke yer little head so sweet
Razors Rip you up
Mr Five-seven-five
Cranky Kitty/Sven
Growly, Gravelly, Groovy
Seen it after 2
An original Haiku by...
looking for a pic
the one of the funny face
hope it will appear
An original Haiku by...sandbrook spring
into the breach-oo
a try at a haiku-oo
not too much to do
An original Haiku by...sandbrook spring
into the breach-oo
a try at a haiku-oo
not too much to do
An original Haiku by...
'Let's play it again'
Judd proclaims -- But do Weed's fans
Deserve punishment?
An original Haiku by...
i'm gonna have to
ahhh - go ahead and ask you
to kiss my but - yeahhh
An original Haiku by...
whats in my pocket
hooray it's party coupons
drinks on friday night
An original Haiku by...Unc'
Ahh! Ol' Minetti
Where the hell did the time go?
We must dig trenches
goodtimes
Here I sit looking
at a jackass whose laughing
Tony Minetti
An original Haiku by...
a confrontation
on the caption contraption
so glad it has changed
An original Haiku by...
Soul sucking monster!
I cannot sleep anymore
Must go out tonight.
An original Haiku by...
thanksgiving turkey
why must you make me sleepy
damn that triptophan!
An original Haiku by...
my mind draws a blank
got it - do do do do do
huh - ma na min a
An original Haiku by... Sven's fridge
I have compressors
I just keep your food real cold
Why do you punch me?
An original Haiku by...
i'm so darn mad i'll
punch this refrigerator
oooh owwwww oh dammit
An original Haiku by...
funny little word
swelling of the parotid
new guy has the mumps
An original Haiku by...
Jerry Jam is here
Where the hell am I sleeping?
Karl's in the hammock
An original Haiku by...
Schwarzenegger is
California governor?
Bring on the fourth reich.
An original Haiku by...
No!!!!!! Here is why not:
The fucking World Series game
Blows any real chance
An original Haiku by...
Can we just practice
(For the love of God above!)
And learn something new?
An original Haiku by...
huh...no new haiku
since quite a long time ago
uh...hello...bueller?
An original Haiku by...
not to drink alone
wonder who is at half weed
maybe I'll go there
An original Haiku by...
What is in a name?
Loathing, hatred, bitterness
Just call me Bubbles
An original Haiku by...
funny but it's true
joe t is the happiest
covered in daisys
An original Haiku by... Sven's mystery woman
Don't tell your roomates
Where you spent the other night
Or no sex for you
An original Haiku by...New guy
Sven is not home yet
I really want to get drunk
and practice of course.
An original Haiku by...
chris and carolann
thank you for getting married
and getting me drunk
An original Haiku by...
summers house was cool
and fun, but where the fuck was
the damn pogo stick.
An original Haiku by...eyewitness
Bam Bam got real drunk
and passed out on the crapper
some sight to behold
An original Haiku by...
labor day kicks ass
mudslides flow like the great nile
ah, mighty blender!
An original Haiku by...Washington
Welcome Back, doo doo
Your dreams are your ticket out
Hey, mister Kah-tear
An original Haiku by...
last haiku I wrote
six syllables in last line
should have left out "back"
An original Haiku by...
Cleveland Ohio
more fun than I expected
hungover drive back home
An original Haiku by...Response to response
Don't berate me please!
I just had a good week end.
What is wrong with that?
An original Haiku by...response to uncles query
Christian's house you fool
I was with your sorry ass
get a fucking grip
An original Haiku by...Unc'
Good time at the shore
Where did I sleep on Friday?
What does it matter?
An original Haiku by...
went to see the cheese
asked them nicely would you please
lose the fuckin' Lips
An original Haiku by... Butt-plug
Yes, Butt-plug butt-plug
Uh, butt-plug butt-plug butt-plug
BUTT... PLUG... BUTT... PLUG... BUTT!!!
An original Haiku by...
Apples make me poop
I will doody all day long
Must buy more depends
An original Haiku by...
Go to the Mirage
The strippers-- cheaper than beer--
Take one home today
An original Haiku by...eliott krakauer
i climb to be free
and falling adds excitement!
but it really hurts
An original Haiku by... Bub Ulz
Standing on a rock
Falling rapidly downward
New Guy crashes... SPLAT!!!
An original Haiku by...Your Mother
Must you curse, young man?
I'll wash your mouth out with soap
Now go eat your peas
An original Haiku by... Richard Simmons
I am a guru
For fat-ass ugly women...
Thank God I am gay!
An original Haiku by... Josef Stalin
Hitler was quite mean
But I am much more perverse
I smell like cheap wool
An original Haiku by... OJ Simpson
I didn't kill the bitch
It must have been someone else
The glove did not fit
DUNNODUNNODUNNO
song dog by gosh gee
new band cant wait to see oei
nothings wrong with me
Dolores Carvatt
song dog by gosh gee
new band cant wait to see oei
nothings wrong with me
An original Haiku by...half employed, half baked
I had an Emu
He loved to drink Yueng-a-ling
Gaw was all he said
An original Haiku by...a free spirit
Hucklebuck, Gnards, Beer
Work my ass off all week long...
Bring on the Weekend!! :)
An original Haiku by...a free spirit
Hucklebuck, Gnards, Beer
Work my ass off all week long...
Bring on the Weekend!! :)
An original Haiku by... Anna Nicole Smith
What's a syllable?
I was hot , then I got fat...
Give me corn dogs now!
An original Haiku by...Third day's the charm
Music.......so damn loud
I think that I will sleep now....
Where the hell am I?
An original Haiku by...
Pass me the bottle
Six days drunk is not enough
Pass me the bottle
An original Haiku by...zvrg
bees in my trousers
makes my balls swell up real big
ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
An original Haiku by...
buckwheat zydeco
made me dance like a man with
bees in his trousers
An original Haiku by...
black potatoe fest
flotilla would be cool but
who's got the gumption?
An original Haiku by...Bam
drunk on pogo stick...
an amazing crash to earth
at the plantation
An original Haiku by...Friday 6/25
the rain is gone now
the heat has dissipated
beer sun, outside fun
An original Haiku by...bah
keybard is brkennnn
wh0 the heII uts a beer 0nnnn
A keyb0ard annyway
An original Haiku by...Cags
Sven leaks eternal
the oracle of Judd's beard
Dietel rocks the west
An original Haiku by...nignit
shit,it aint no thang
snapjack on de booty-ak
cocksucka be whak
An original Haiku by...the old man
it sure is raining
it is certainly pouring
th old man freaks out
An original Haiku by...ng
This is really hard
I have nothing good to write
a poem about
An original Haiku by...bam
the rain never ends
riverjam is history
judd's house floats away
An original Haiku by...
Sven takes a leak now
His bladder is very small
Sven's vagina drips
An original Haiku by...
just look at bub ulz
stroking his piano keys
like they were his balls
Bub Ulz
Haiku-Ku-Kachoo
It's not really a dumb name--
Blame the creator!
An original Haiku by...???
another night gone
wasted on planet high bridge
will we ever learn?
An original Haiku by...pessimist with a grin
planet high bridge gig
the usual runaround
from billy the squid
An original Haiku by... Shan
The skies are so grey
forcast is cold and cloudy
I beg for some sun
An original Haiku by... Jeff
It is winter now
Soon every thing will die
Kill the bitch soon, PLEASE!
An original Haiku by... Bub Ulz
So tonight we play
Again at the Pattenburg
Show starts eleven
An original Haiku by...New Guy
All this talk of the
Long road that will be traveled
makes me thirsty man
An original Haiku by...bam
six happy assholes
in a broken down camper
dyer weed's on tour
An original Haiku by...Mossless Stone
lets go on the road
Bam , Sven, Griv, Bubs, and New Guy
Best idea ever
An original Haiku by...the pattenburglar
...where is my cocktail!?
steve heyman shouts aloud while
carol's boobs jiggle
An original Haiku by...kg
gotta go to work
chainsaw, friend and nemesis
don't cut off my leg
An original Haiku by...Helen Keller
ewyu fhw cxzkl
qweuyu ety w ioppdm wewe
zxmn,mna klal ooooooooooooo
An original Haiku by...weed
weed weed weed weed weed
weed weed weed weed weed weed weed
weed weed weed weed weed .
An original Haiku by...Unc'
At Swillys last night
good times to be had were near
we ran out of beer
An original Haiku by...
Many beers last night
Big headache in the morning
Where the hell am I?
An original Haiku by...Unc'
I have no tuner
no money to spend at all
whats a man to do?
An original Haiku by...Grivvy the Jonezing
My bowl is empty
This tiny guitar will cry
Please God,fill my bowl
An original Haiku by...KG the hungry
Make me a sandwich
I click on this with great hope
There is no sandwich
An original Haiku by...Bam
lonely...abandoned
an amp cries out in the dark
where are you bubbles?
An original Haiku by...Bub Ulz
The Planet High Bridge--
I have one question for thee:
Where's my goddamn amp?!!!
An original Haiku by... Dorkus
Jamming, bad-ass groove.
Bass guitar slightly off key.
Buy Sven a tuner.
An original Haiku by...Moe
lovely yellow orb
how i like to chase and chew
...fuzzy wet and good!
An original Haiku by... Bam
oh no, not again
twenty minutes and counting
will island time end?
