Dyer Weed - The Johnny Contortatronny

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It's the Johnny Contorta-tronny!

The latest addition to our world-famous CONTORTA-TRON device gives you, our dedicated fan / bored at work acquaintance / slacker with nothing better to do, the chance to mush the mug of Mr. John Kane into your very own artistic masterpiece.

It's fun, it's easy, and it wastes valuable time that would otherwise be put to good use in that little cube you sit in all day. Go ahead and give it a try...some of our personal favorites will be added here. Print 'em out and stick 'em to your boss's door when he asks what the hell you do all day.

Visit the others: JUDD | GRIVV | SVEN | BAM

(If you had a Java-capable browser, you'd see a really cool applet here.)


"AC Johnny"	CA "F ed up Johnny"	Sooz "Senor Smiley"	Bam "Johnny Frankenkane"	Moe "Little Head John"

		Anony Moss "Sour Puss"
To save your masterpiece, hold the 'Alt' key and hit 'Prt Scrn'. This makes a copy of your screen. In MS Word, open a file and hit paste. Save your file and send it to us at bbridge@mowthedog.com and we'll post it here for all to enjoy!

All contents including lyrics, photos and music ©2001 by Dyer Weed. All rights reserved.
All original artwork ©2001 by B. Bridge. Images may not be duplicated or modified without written consent of owner.